prokopetz:

prokopetz:

“Inappropriate student-teacher relationship” doesn’t always mean something sexual. My high school art teacher’s drug dealer was one of her own students, and you better believe he got straight As in that class - like, what are you going to do, give your weed man a B- because he doesn’t understand pointilism?

My favourite thing about this post is people getting offended that the sixteen-year-old drug dealer doesn’t understand pointilism.

(via ramblings-of-a-goof-off)

starlight-lilith:

I really cannot get over this cats fucking face it’s so round and conveying an emotion that I simply am not equipped to understand

(via teenytigress)

beam-me-up-aliens:

planet-of-the-damn-gay-apes:

this video had a deeply unsetting dark and powerful malevolent energy

It was not meant to be experienced by the human conscious

image

(via commander-ledi)

hurleyquinn:
“ kafkamilktea:
“ akoolguy:
“ kafkamilktea:
“ thighlander:
“ ihatejonarbuckle:
“ kafkamilktea:
“ I’m eating this Russian chocolate and it made a rattling noise when I shook it and there’s a horse magnet inside???
”
russian kinder... hurleyquinn:
“ kafkamilktea:
“ akoolguy:
“ kafkamilktea:
“ thighlander:
“ ihatejonarbuckle:
“ kafkamilktea:
“ I’m eating this Russian chocolate and it made a rattling noise when I shook it and there’s a horse magnet inside???
”
russian kinder...

hurleyquinn:

kafkamilktea:

akoolguy:

kafkamilktea:

thighlander:

ihatejonarbuckle:

kafkamilktea:

I’m eating this Russian chocolate and it made a rattling noise when I shook it and there’s a horse magnet inside???

russian kinder surprise

That looks like it’s made of coal.

It tasted like coal

you ate a vase

honestly at this point me eating a small vase is the least of my problems

What the fuck is going on in your life

(via toocooltobehipster)